wild [odd] theories

- did you ever hear someone shouting "holly cow!!", like in surprise or admiration? why cow? is it descrimination against the fish!? if the cow is holly, then why isnt the fish? racists! they're elevating the cow to a higher place than the fish! both deserve equality!

- lollipop community: im staring here the lollipop community. everyone should be allowed to work, go to school, live free with a lollipop in their mouths. but read carefully: lollipops, not gums! gums are evil! gums are not only bad for your health, as they give you bad theet and an awfull aspect (chewing gum is the worse thing you can do if you want to look cool or sexy, yeek). the rules to be part of the cummunity are very simple:
1 - take a lollipop with you wherever you go! never leave it at home, and bring more on your bags so you can replace it when its over.
2 - dont bite the stick when the lollipop ends, but dont throw it out either. preserving th lollipop sticks gives you two options: you can collect them or you can donate them to another collector (you can exchange them as well).
3 - dont EVER bite your lollipop. you're supposed to lick, suck and play with it in your mouth, the longer it lasts the better!
Following this 3 simple rules, you can try to enter the community, we will send you a secret agent to follow your steps at home, work, school and wherever you go, so he tells us if you're able to enter the community or not. But pay attention: once you get in, there's no way out, its a very restricted community and any traitor will be exterminated! our greates objective is to elevate the lollipop to the children's favourite sweet, and once in the community you will have to participate in the publicity campaigns and we also aprreciate any inniciative you may have. and most imortant: all members must idolatrate the almighty lollipop!

oh and if you're about to ask... yes, im bored lol